Women's Language Translated

Got this joke from the Net. Hope it'll enlighten all men who come across this. =)

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.

We need... = I want...

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

Do what you want... = You'll pay for this later...

We need to talk... = I need to complain...

Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to.

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.

I want new curtains = ...and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....

Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise = Get up, go downstairs and see what's making that noise.

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.

How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.

Am I fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead.

I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

In response to "what's wrong?":

The same old thing = Nothing

Nothing = Everything

Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an idiot!

Most girls know that what comes out of our mouth is not usually what it literally means. It's all about signs and body language. Something a man can never really notice or understand...